BV, come tell Santa what your favorite cigars, booze, hobbies, etc. are. If you're lucky Santa will find a couple, smoke the cigars while out delivering presents to the good little boys and girls, and then mail you the nubs and a picture of me smoking them for your holiday enjoyment!
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Posted 28 November 2009 - 10:22 PM
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Posted 28 November 2009 - 11:14 PM
Dear Santa!
Thank you for your kind offering!
Any old bunched leaves are loved here and if it has to be just photos of those, please, do not take it with a phone camera
Happy Holidays!
Thank you for your kind offering!
Any old bunched leaves are loved here and if it has to be just photos of those, please, do not take it with a phone camera
Happy Holidays!
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Posted 29 November 2009 - 09:27 PM
Very well; I shall also include a high-resolution Christmas poster of this!!
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Posted 29 November 2009 - 09:47 PM
Thank you for having such a low opinion of me! 
BTW, where you the one who took that shot?
BTW, where you the one who took that shot?
Edited by BV, 29 November 2009 - 09:48 PM.
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 04:04 PM
Dear Santa,
The Feds are still trying to figure out what happened to my mailbox, or rather what is left of it after the bomb, you send me, obliterated it
Would love to send Mrs. some milk and cookies, just to get the photos she is hoarding, which were promised to me, and some of your favorite pretzels and beer for you. Got a problem though - you live at a non existent address in Maryland
Will just have to bribe KGB to find out who you are
Thank you very much for your generosity and a great sense of humor!
Leo
The Feds are still trying to figure out what happened to my mailbox, or rather what is left of it after the bomb, you send me, obliterated it
Would love to send Mrs. some milk and cookies, just to get the photos she is hoarding, which were promised to me, and some of your favorite pretzels and beer for you. Got a problem though - you live at a non existent address in Maryland
Will just have to bribe KGB to find out who you are
Thank you very much for your generosity and a great sense of humor!
Leo
"Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" Mae West.
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Posted 13 December 2009 - 01:13 PM
Well I hope this is motivation for you to be a good boy for the upcoming year to be rewarded again next December. Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!!
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