Thanks for confusing the shit out of Santa. Can you give Santa some INSIGHT as to what Beedoggy-ness is all about? I am guessing some dog biscuits covered in honey are in order?
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 08:49 PM
Have you been naughty or nice?
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Posted 28 November 2009 - 01:09 AM
Im sure he'll let you know as soon as he gets back from vacation on sunday. 
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Posted 30 November 2009 - 12:04 AM
imo Beedogs are akin to say, genies. All powerful magical creatures beyond reasonable explanation. They can probably also grant wishes. They are definitely not dogs in bee costumes.
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 01:17 PM
insight, on 30 November 2009 - 12:04 AM, said:
imo Beedogs are akin to say, genies. All powerful magical creatures beyond reasonable explanation. They can probably also grant wishes. They are definitely not dogs in bee costumes.
So, being a mythical beast myself, I am beginning to understand. Thanks for being patient with an old man.
Is there anything other than dog biscuits covered in honey that you would like me to deliver for you for Christmas?
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 01:45 PM
I'm easy Santa, just send me whatever you think I would like. What I smoke really runs the gamut from everyday stuff to the stupendous (like White Owl Seleccion Supremas!) Liquor would be wasted on me but I am a coffee fanatic if you are looking outside the cigar realm. Thanks Santa!
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 07:20 PM
Well, Santa fought through the ice and snow to visit the "postal elves" yesterday. I think I prefer the flying the sled around the world and squeezing my fat ass down the chimney better.
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 08:07 PM
Holy shit Santa, what an awesome package! I don't think I have ever gotten more of my favorites in a pack before, you knocked this out of the park. That little lighter is pretty badass too and I can't wait to try the coffee. Will definitely be brewing some up in the morning. Now I just need to start figuring out who hails from St. Paul....
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Posted 13 December 2009 - 02:20 AM
Ok I poked around a little and I only see a few of guys from your area Santa. I don't think you are Joe because he would have messed with me a lot more, and you could be Pete since the postmark was from St. Cloud. But.... I think from the return zip you are Dave in Mpls Santa (I retain all rights to change my vote to Pete if I am totally wrong).
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Posted 13 December 2009 - 04:09 PM
Guilty as charged... hope you enjoy the meager offerings!
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Posted 13 December 2009 - 04:47 PM
Thanks Dave, although I don't know how you could ever call those "meager offerings". Fantastic selection!
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