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Mister Fuente Fan, the Fuente whore incarnate, wh0 have y0u d0ne this year t0 be placed s0 highly on my "go0d" list?? Oh, I'm sorry, I meant "what" have you done?


Seriously though, ya gotta help Ol' Santa out, as he has a lot of children to give gifts to this year. What do you desire most for Christmas this year, besides peace on earth and goodwill towards mens??

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Brad likes Don Carlos lanceros....

[SeeGars]

Brad also likes cub scouts!

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I heard that he needs a new set of Trucknutz and an Omega watch so he can smoke with his buddy.

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Hey Santy

You will know it is Brad's house when you are flying over in your sleigh... Just look for these Xmas Lights....

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Damn good thing I found this thread.

Now let me think of my real anwser you homos!

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I'm running out right now to give blood. Then I will come back with a list Santa. Wanted to make sure I had done something good.

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Fuente Fan, on 28 November 2009 - 12:38 PM, said:

Damn good thing I found this thread.

Now let me think of my real anwser you homos!

Well it's about damn time! You left Ol' Saint Nick holding his dick waiting for you mister!

Fuente Fan, on 28 November 2009 - 12:56 PM, said:

I'm running out right now to give blood. Then I will come back with a list Santa. Wanted to make sure I had done something good.

It's a good thing you're doing something nice to atone for all of your naughty behavior, but I'm afraid only one quart of blood won't cover it! You're not Jesus ya know!

What do you want for Christmas? Anything you need to help you with coaching your daughter's softball team? Did you ever find those TAA sets you always ask for? What is on your list this year my son, I will do my very best to accomodate!

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Well Santy

Brad said he was wanting to get into better shape. He must be because he uses this picture for his daily inspiration... blech



Oh! Santy, Brad did say he wanted a ..."LORD A LEAPING"... BLECH

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SeeGars, on 28 November 2009 - 05:49 PM, said:

Well Santy

Brad said he was wanting to get into better shape. He must be because he uses this picture for his daily inspiration... blech

Of course you can see Timmy behind me is very impressed.

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What I would love to find is Opus Lancero Santa. If that is too hard maybe some aged Cohibas or Casa Fuentes. I left the Casa Fuente Lancero off the list. Anything you come up with Santa will be great and I will appreciate it. No worries.

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Santy

Just like his coffee, Brad prefers his cigars "flavored". Any backwoods cheroots with cherry or blueberry would be great for him Santy!!

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Okay Santa I am getting excited now. Well maybe that part is from Tim's posts.

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Santy

YOu can include some booze if you like.... Brad loves to tip back the bottle! You might want to drink more Brad!!!

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I think you scared Santa away with those pics Tim!!

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Fuente Fan, on 14 December 2009 - 09:43 AM, said:

I think you scared Santa away with those pics Tim!!

Never you worry my lad, Santa is here! I might have delved a little to deep into the bottom of my rum barrel, passed out, and found myself lying naked on the sidewalk of the Laughlin strip in Nevada, my rosy cheeks all enflamed, and this horrible feeling that I may or may not have been accosted by a young traveling band of gay gypsies who abused and mistreated my "North Pole" hospitality.

Long story short, I hitchhiked my way back to Seattle where I was picked up by some of the elves, treated at our local hospice, and now here I am. Santa is truly sorry for the delay in your package my boy, but so far you've been a fine sport. It took some time to track down what you wanted, and Santa hopes it will bring a smile to your face!

Delivery Confirmationâ„¢ Label Number: 9405 5036 9930 0075 8040 83

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No offense Santa, but the sight of you passed out naked on the sidewalk is just a little too much!

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Hey Santa, my package landed today. Thank you very much! I didn't think I was this good a boy! Very nice selection of sticks. Now I have to figure out who you are.

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So Santa, have we ever met in person?

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Santa does not kiss and tell my lad, he only kisses the lads he tells!

Santa is glad you received the package and that you're happy with the contents. It took a bit of time to track down the one you specifically asked for, so enjoy it!

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I appreciate the effort you put into finding me the one stick. You didn't have to. Everyone knows you are happy with anything Santa brings you!! Thanks Santa!

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Santa give me a clue who you are?

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Santa are you still around or are you hitting the egg nog already?

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Fuente Fan, on 20 December 2009 - 03:25 PM, said:

Santa give me a clue who you are?

One clue: Pink Donut.



This thing is a bitch to log on and off on!

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A pink donut........hmmmmm.........why do I feel I should know this????

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Kludge or RLinNH ??

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Fuente Fan, on 26 December 2009 - 09:23 AM, said:

Kludge or RLinNH ??

Ooooohh!! I've got you on the run now! Negative, Ghostrider!

Next clue: Cats are dog's worst enemies, because they don't have souls.

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Souldog !!

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Fuente Fan, on 26 December 2009 - 03:56 PM, said:

Souldog !!

Bingo! Hey man, I hope you enjoyed the package. It was a little tighter this year, and I didn't get everything I wanted for you, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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I thought it was great and have been enjoying it !! Thanks very much!