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[santa]

How do you want your elf?





How good were you this year? Aged cigar good... or freshies?
Cuban, Mex, Dominican or Nic
Do you like them short and thin or long and thick?
Does size really matter, do you like variety or the same ring gauge from different societies?
Do you play games, a movie fan, good with a club or a cooking pan?

These things I ask and aught to know so I can pack my sleigh and ho ho ho.

[insight]

He wants nothing but Padron 2ks!

[hev]

I think this is more to E's liking:

[siriusstoogie]

Evan is a grat BOTL Santa. Please take care of him. I know for sure that he likes OPUS maduros! But if you're on an austerity program...an OPUS chili pepper will do


Best,

Joe

[ELittle]

santa, on 24 November 2009 - 11:51 AM, said:

How do you want your elf?





How good were you this year? Aged cigar good... or freshies?
Cuban, Mex, Dominican or Nic
Do you like them short and thin or long and thick?
Does size really matter, do you like variety or the same ring gauge from different societies?
Do you play games, a movie fan, good with a club or a cooking pan?

These things I ask and aught to know so I can pack my sleigh and ho ho ho.

ha! Send the elf in the first pic and that should be plenty, thanks!

Really though, I like anything but altadis stuff. I'm a fan of padron, LFD, illusione, fuente, ashton, cubans, whatever. Just no flavored stuff or macanudos! OMG NO MACANUDOS!

Pretty much the only size cigar I don't like is a robusto, anything else is great. I'm decent with a club and like to cook. i don't drink alcohol, so don't send any macallan 25 or havana club rum!

Thanks Santa!

[santa]

siriusstoogie, on 24 November 2009 - 03:14 PM, said:

Evan is a grat BOTL Santa. Please take care of him. I know for sure that he likes OPUS maduros! But if you're on an austerity program...an OPUS chili pepper will do


Best,

Joe

Joe,

you must have me confused with Obama. The elves are working overtime on gifts this year since nobody can afford retail. Now a bunch are going to jail.




The rest are on strike:




I'm facing sexual harassment charges.




Depending on what Rudolph eats maybe I can get some maduros for Evan.




All the best,

Santa

[santa]

So you want a club so you can play cave-girl, some rubbing alcohol, spaghetti O's and a box of Macanudo Robustos?

Santa's helper..

[santa]

santa, on 27 November 2009 - 12:21 AM, said:

So you want a club so you can play cave-girl, some rubbing alcohol, spaghetti O's and a box of Macanudo Robustos?

Santa's helper..

Hey,

Santa's helper.....go ring your bell on somebody else's corner. Don't worry Evan....the elves are working on it.

[ELittle]

wow, santa has an alter ego.

[santa]

Sorry....Santa's been a little busy the last few days.












But I did remember you said something about enjoying BBQing....................








Ho Ho Ho

[ELittle]

mmm, bbq!

[santa]

Should go out on Monday...just as soon as I make a stop for a little snack......





Until then be good; remember.......

[ELittle]

Wow, my santa is a dirty bastard! I like it!

[santa]

Evan, your shit's in the wind.






Santa's gonna chill now.





Peace out......

[SeeGars]

LMAO @ this thread!

[baddevildog82]

LOL! This Santa is out of his mind! Very Nice!

[ELittle]

Wow, my Santa blew me up! Got a great package today with lots of cool goodies in it. I'm looking forward to trying out the different kinds of golf balls and rubs, and a damn good selection of cigars! Thanks Santa!

[hev]

those arent golf balls E, they are anal beads.

[santa]

Glad everything arrived; now if you can guess who I am I'll tell you what you got and how old they are. HO HO HO.....Merry Christmas!!!!

Edited by santa, 09 December 2009 - 10:17 PM.

[ELittle]

I guess you are SMOKERING?

[santa]

I should have given you a clue.....don't be distracted by what's staring you in the face (like postmarks or anything).

[SeeGars]

ELittle, on 09 December 2009 - 08:34 PM, said:

Wow, my Santa blew me up! Got a great package today with lots of cool goodies in it. I'm looking forward to trying out the different kinds of golf balls and rubs, and a damn good selection of cigars! Thanks Santa!

Grreat!!!!

E admits to man-loving .... blech.....

[ELittle]

ok then, I cant figure out who it is. i tracked you down to your office where you shipped it from though! There was a box inside the main box thats from turtle island soups, so I know you either know terran or are terran. ITS ALL SO CONFUSING!

[santa]

Everybody knows terrantheman......just look @ how many freinds he has listed in his profile @ GT and how much soup he has sent out to fellow smokers. Anybody can reuse a from address; especially if they ever sent something or received something from said address.Come on, try harder.....ask Hev,....don't depend on IP addressing either as those can be proxied.

[ELittle]

I guess you are.... not a robot!

[SeeGars]

Heh...

Santa is being hard on E

[insight]

SeeGars, on 13 December 2009 - 11:43 AM, said:

Heh...

Santa is being hard on E

You should see how the Easter Bunny treats him!

[ELittle]

I give up, im too stoopid to figure out who my santa was. Youre from a state other than CA, thats all I know!

[smokering]

I think it's "Bad Santa".....lol. Somebody that knows you and wants to drive you crazy or a friend of someone that enjoys driving you crazy. Do you know anyone that fits that bill?

Edited by smokering, 16 December 2009 - 08:40 AM.

[hev]

Damn E, i thought you had it all figured out???? For the tidy sum of a maduro opus Ill tell you who your SS is.