17 replies to this topic

[santa]

Have you been a good boy this year? Give Santa some idea on some of your favorite things.

HoHoHo!

[SeeGars]

Well Santa, I know for a fact that Kludge likes to receive expired condoms, expired eye drops, some speaker wire strands, some mounting hardware for pictures, old used breathe mints, random computer parts, and dildos.

Yup, that about covers it for Kludge!

[smokering]

But most of all he likes his nubs..........

[stepthirteen]

Send a message to X Man. Kludge is fond of many of the cigars he has for sale.

Jim

[sig 111]

smokering, on 24 November 2009 - 04:58 PM, said:

But most of all he likes his nubs..........

LOL...yes,he does.

[santa]

sig 111, on 24 November 2009 - 09:45 PM, said:

LOL...yes,he does.

Nubs, huh? OK...Christmas Nubs sent this afternoon. Rich, I am going to give you some help narowing this thing down. We herfed together this year in the rain.

[SeeGars]

I think Kludge also likes Cub Scouts.

[kludge]

SeeGars, on 10 December 2009 - 08:47 AM, said:

I think Kludge also likes Cub Scouts.

Bite Me Timmah!

Hmm... herfed in the rain... Santa, I'm not too fussy. I'll smoke just about anything!!!!

[smokering]

Hmmmmmmm......I know rain for you guys is slang for shower; I won't even take a stab @ what herfing means up there!!

[SeeGars]

I think he means "yellow shower"... BLECH

[kludge]

SeeGars, on 10 December 2009 - 02:08 PM, said:

I think he means "yellow shower"... BLECH

Damn you Tim, that's OUR secret!!!!! Fucker!!!

[SeeGars]

Hey!!!

You said a jellyfish had stung ya on the leg. I wondered how a jellyfish got so far inland but at least I "helped" you out by peeing on your leg....

[kludge]

LOL @ Timmah!

Well santa, got the package yesterday!!!

Now to figure out who you are!

[kludge]

Well, either you live near the airport or close by... Baltimore... hmm... not a lot of fucking clues there atnas!

gonna guess... Smokin'B?

[Mustang]

Santa, you'd better start giving him hints so he stops bugging me about it. LOL

[santa]

Hints:
We hung out the night before Haha at with Norton, Hababa, La Gloria, and others. You gave me my first Illusione cigar, and an interesting "Dunhill Selection."

That should be enough hints but just in case, I will give one more. Some asshole "stole" some cigars from me and tried to sell them on CF!

[Midnight_Smoker]

jesus. Dont make it too easy on him. why dont you just tell him who you are. HAHAHAHAHA

[kludge]

Thanks Bobby!!!