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[santa]

errr, I mean good little boy?

[santa]

looking for stuff, coal is expensive this year.

[ShortStory]

I have been somewhat nice!
I did kick the wife, dog and cats a few times this year, I beat on my parrots cage a few times but he deserved it!

Anything would make my YEAR!

[santa]

I do not really approve of the wife kicking, but it is perfectly fine for the cat and dog. Actually, you can kick the cat several times.

As for the parrot's cage, wouldn't be easier to take the parrot out and beat it instead of wearing your hands out of the cage?

Maybe I can get a prescription for you to help you through the holiday's

[ShortStory]

The wife is a roughy, she likes to be kicked sometimes, I only kick her if she asks for it!

The parrot bites hard when confronted on a 1 on 1 situation... And he can bite pretty freaking hard too...

Please Santa show me some leniency as I am really trying to be good!

[santa]

don't have time to stop by your house, so you present (if you want to call it that) is in the mail

[ShortStory]

WOW Santa! I thought I was a little naughty but I guess not with the awesome stash you sent.....

Santa you went above and beyond, but I'm loving it! Wishing you and your family a safe and great Holiday.

I just may burn that Davidoff Maddy along with the JW Black, thank you brother...

[santa]

enjoy!!! I'd give a little of the Balck to the bird to mellow it out!

Also, sorry about the ashtry, it doesn't hold much, but I htought it was pretty cool.

WOW! Just noticed....what nice boobs I have.

You'll not see me for about three days! HOHOHOHAHAHAOOOOHHHHHH, that feels good!

[ShortStory]

Nice boobs for sure!

I love the ashtray, I collect cigar memorabilia!

rmm are you my secret Santa?

[rmm]

yep...not too many of us in richmond, VA

the coffee is one of my favorites form a local roaster

enjoy.

rmm