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[santa]

Well, Santy needs to know if you've been naughty or nice! Also, if you have any special hankerins when it comes to the leaf.

POST NOW!!!!

[Souldog]

santa, on 23 November 2009 - 10:53 AM, said:

Well, Santy needs to know if you've been naughty or nice! Also, if you have any special hankerins when it comes to the leaf.

POST NOW!!!!

HIya Santa! I've surely been naughty this year, but who the hell hasn't?? I love me some Opus, can't get enough of H. Uppman's 46's, the Anejo 77 is a delicacy, and I have a soft spot for Don Carlos Anniversarios. Now obviously, I'm not gonna get those, so I just wanna tell you I like full-bodied and full-flavored cigars, my favorite vitola is a robusto.

I definitely feel weird asking all these things, but that's what I've got on my wish list! Thank you Santa for your generosity, and I promise to be good!

[grateful1]

And I thought he'd ask for a bigger gun!

Edited by grateful1, 24 November 2009 - 01:13 PM.

[Souldog]

grateful1, on 24 November 2009 - 01:13 PM, said:

And I thought he'd ask for a bigger gun!

Oh yeah! That's always good to ask for too! You wouldn't happen to have a line on a "gun pump" would you Gary??

[santa]

UH!

IF'n you want a bigger "gun", then seek help from Austin Powers!



Santa ain't into that kind of shit, ya freakin' perv!

Oh yea, your package will go out today. Might need a gas mask when you open it, one of the reindeers found some of my chewin' tobacco, gave him a terrible case of the green apple splatters.

Ugh....

[santa]

Sorry Sole Dog, but one of the elves got sick at the party and puked all over your package. I took the cigars and washed them and wrung them out to dry. I think most of the vomit is gone from them. It took a few days for them to dry.

They left the North Pole yesterday in a priority package headed for your doorstep.

If'n they smell like puke, just set them out a few days in a bag with some freshly cut green apples. That ought to help

[Souldog]

santa, on 08 December 2009 - 10:48 AM, said:

Sorry Sole Dog, but one of the elves got sick at the party and puked all over your package. I took the cigars and washed them and wrung them out to dry. I think most of the vomit is gone from them. It took a few days for them to dry.

They left the North Pole yesterday in a priority package headed for your doorstep.

If'n they smell like puke, just set them out a few days in a bag with some freshly cut green apples. That ought to help

Screw you Santa!!

I got the package, and HOLEE SHMOKES Santa you've destroyed me. Thank you so very much for the selection, what an awesome SS this year is!

[santa]

Glad to hear you enjoyed the contents of the package!

Happy Holidaze!