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[santa]

So SRex what have you been upto this year? Naughty or nice? What does your heart desire from the cigar world? Please tell Santa what you like, the more info the better!

[SeeGars]

GET HIM SANTA!!!!

SPANK HIS ASS!!!

[santa]

SRex don't piss off Santa now. I'm very busy this year and I'm doing my lists early so let me know what you like.

[siriusstoogie]

SeeGars, on 23 November 2009 - 10:59 AM, said:

GET HIM SANTA!!!!

SPANK HIS ASS!!!

Steve deserves a big whooping!

[SRex]

Yes, I've been nice. Except to the head dickstepper!

I'm pretty easy to please. Any ISOM (banned word?) or decent cigar will do. Lanceros/panatelas are my favorite size.

Hobbies are fishing, hunting, trapshooting, bowling, and drinking! Rum is my favorite.

Thanks for asking Santa!

[Pete]

Give him a piece of fuckin' coal Santa. Then I'll give you a cigar.

[SRex]

Get off my side Pete! LOL!

[santa]

SRex, on 25 November 2009 - 04:25 PM, said:

Yes, I've been nice. Except to the head dickstepper!

I'm pretty easy to please. Any ISOM (banned word?) or decent cigar will do. Lanceros/panatelas are my favorite size.

Hobbies are fishing, hunting, trapshooting, bowling, and drinking! Rum is my favorite.

Thanks for asking Santa!

Santa is dropping by in three days. Be on the lookout.

[SRex]

Got a VERY nice package today from Santa.

MPS, Are you my Santa?

[MiamiPadronSmoker]

I have no idea what your talking about. Why would you think it's me? Someone must be setting me up.

[SRex]

The package was mailed from Miami (Ogallala)??

[SeeGars]

Hmnnnn, Santy, if'n you are near SRex on Xmas eve, I happen to know that he likes to get spanked with the backside of a hairbrush til his asscheeks turn bright red.

Hope that helps Santy!

[SRex]

Apparently, I need a clue from Santa as to who my santa is!!

[santa]

SRex, on 07 December 2009 - 08:48 AM, said:

Apparently, I need a clue from Santa as to who my santa is!!

Listen here SRex. Don't look for me as it will be impossible. I shipped it to some one who shipped it to you so there would be no trace. I needed to cover my tracks since I sent you a bunch of dog rockets

[SRex]

OK. It's be nice to know who sent me the stuff, but thank you for the great sticks. There are a couple I've not tried, so I'm looking forward to smoking all of these!!!!!!

[SRex]

You are not being very much help Santa!!! How about a clue or two??

[santa]

SRex, on 08 December 2009 - 10:23 AM, said:

You are not being very much help Santa!!! How about a clue or two??

Hint #1 I never had any interaction with you before sending you your gift.

[SRex]

Thanks! That narrows it down to 35 of the 44 participants.

A tad more help please?

[SeeGars]

LMAO!

[santa]

I'm one of the first 30 members and I have under 100 posts.

Santa also thinks your very gullible.

Edited by santa, 09 December 2009 - 12:02 PM.

[SeeGars]

I like your elves santy!!!

[SRex]

I like the elves too!!!!

Now the number of possibilities are 11.

One more hint!

Oh, MPS still fits that criteria!!!!

[santa]

You should have figured this out already but I guess my avatar pic is a bit small. I'm obsessed with Bar.

Edited by santa, 09 December 2009 - 03:53 PM.

[SRex]

Thanks for the smokes Robert! There's a couple there that I've not tried before and am quite excited in smoking!!!

[MiamiPadronSmoker]

My pleasure dude. Merry Christmas to you and your family.