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[santa]

Paging hev!

Santa had moved to Israel, so he can be closer to you and have your toll free number. What would you like this year? Naked women are out of the question - get spoiled in transit plus UPS guys cannot be trusted this days, Fedex slaps tax on everything and DHL does not deliver at all - they just send everything back to Moki.

So what will it be?

Cannot get any of that 100 years old Scotch from somewhere cold, you mentioned. It is cold down there, that is why I moved to Israel - at least I can smoke here all the time - the weather is good, and an occasional bomb exploding near by is not a problem - hey, I know in advance where those are going - inside info... Great place!

BTW, i am a blond, blue eyed and moderately used beauty, so what will it be?

Yours,

Santa

[SeeGars]

Santa, go easy on Hev and remember one thing..... He is a man liker!!!! So, no womin!!!

[santa]

Thanks for the tip!

[santa]

Anything with Patriots and /or Red Sox on it would Make His Year Santa.

[santa]

santa, on 23 November 2009 - 08:06 PM, said:

Anything with Patriots and /or Red Sox on it would Make His Year Santa.

I think I am talking to myself In any case, what is the size ? No funnies about the size, please!

[hev]

Doesnt matter to me what you send, as long as it isnt any Red Sox crap, its all good this time of year.

[santa]

hev, on 24 November 2009 - 12:33 PM, said:

Doesnt matter to me what you send, as long as it isnt any Red Sox crap, its all good this time of year.

Your wish will be granted - no Red Sox crap!!!

HoHoHo!!!

[RLinNH]

santa, on 24 November 2009 - 01:12 PM, said:

Your wish will be granted - no Red Sox crap!!!

HoHoHo!!!

My bad on the Red Sox crap. I don't know what came over me. Make that XXL for the Patriots Garb.

[siriusstoogie]

Hev's class act all the way!

[SeeGars]

Hey Santy

Hev is always in the mood for his favorite... a Lolli-cock!!!!

[santa]

hev!

Your package is on its way!

Santa!

[Fuente Fan]

Hev said it better be a box of OR Anejo #46.

[hev]

I got Santas gift on saturday and contained some VERY nice smokes. I thought I had it figured out, but it wasnt the person I had thought. I think Santa is going to have to give me a clue to his identity.

[Fuente Fan]

He is bigger than a bread box

[hev]

BV are you my SS am I correct???? If so I want to thank you for the sticks, I look forward to smoking each and every one of them.

[BV]

hev, on 11 December 2009 - 10:48 AM, said:

BV are you my SS am I correct???? If so I want to thank you for the sticks, I look forward to smoking each and every one of them.

You are correct, Sir!

Enjoy it!

Happy Holidays to you and your family!

Leo