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[santa]

I have heard word that you have been very bad this year and are in need to be spanked with a Kuba Kuba, correct me if i'm wrong?

[santa]

He likes Guys. Anything gay Porn, and it's all good.

[santa]

what about chicks with dicks?

[terrantheman]

Santa I want a pony No seriously please don't send me any gay porn, that would freak the wife out way to much But seriously I like probably the same things you do Santa and since it's a gift just surprise me I'm sure you know what I want

[santa]

so you want my dick in a box? I think Mrs. Claus might have a problem with that hohohoh. that would be a bit of a suprise. Im sorry but I don't think i could part with that. so some broke back mountain style videos it is hohoho. to you like bears or chip n dales?

Edited by santa, 22 November 2009 - 11:48 PM.

[SeeGars]

SMACK HIM DOWN HARD SANTA!!!!

Spank his nekid ass!!!!!

[terrantheman]

santa, on 22 November 2009 - 11:46 PM, said:

so you want my dick in a box? I think Mrs. Claus might have a problem with that hohohoh. that would be a bit of a suprise. Im sorry but I don't think i could part with that. so some broke back mountain style videos it is hohoho. to you like bears or chip n dales?

OMG! I just spewed coffee all over the monitor, thanks for the crazy ass laugh Santa

[santa]

humnmmm maybe some jungle juice and some grape phillies?

[buzzed]

Send him lots of Campbell's soup. I heard he loves that stuff..

[terrantheman]

buzzed, on 23 November 2009 - 10:32 PM, said:

Send him lots of Campbell's soup. I heard he loves that stuff..

That was just mean

[SeeGars]

buzzed, on 23 November 2009 - 10:32 PM, said:

Send him lots of Campbell's soup. I heard he loves that stuff..

HA!!!!

That's a good one!

[santa]

Cream of Chicken or Cream of Mushroom head? either one I will send you the item but you will have to squeeze the cream out, I sure as hell won't do it.

[ELittle]

Yeah! SPANK HIM! SPANK HIS ASS SANTA!

[buzzed]

terrantheman, on 24 November 2009 - 08:53 AM, said:

That was just mean

Sorry bro.
Your soup is 100000000 x times better than that stuff........

[SeeGars]

Unfortunately Santy,

Terran likes these "shapes" for his Christmas gifts... blech

[santa]

So a case of Campbells cream of mushroom soup it is. I wonder how heavy that will be for shipping. oh wait, I know some truckers that can deliver it by the pallet. So how many pallets would you like?

[terrantheman]

OMG! Timmy I've not seen that pic before, very very original, LMAO! Santa please just be kind I've gone back and read this from the top and this is actually a funny thread with a lot of gay spanking stuff going on

[santa]

he he he.

[terrantheman]

Santa thank you thank you thank you!!! I love my masturbation kit

[santa]

I figured you needed to spank, btw cover it in saran wrap and it will last forever.

[ChiTown_Huck]

santa, on 10 December 2009 - 06:31 PM, said:

I figured you needed to spank, btw cover it in saran wrap and it will last forever.

Cover what in saran wrap...his penis?

[santa]

I think that is a request for a picture of your kit.

[terrantheman]

You want a picture of my penis, Santa I'm speechless and that's pretty gay

[santa]

A picture of your new target would be better.

[SeeGars]

BLECH!!!

Santa, confess it, you sent Terran one of these didn't you....

[santa]

SeeGars, on 11 December 2009 - 12:06 PM, said:

BLECH!!!

Santa, confess it, you sent Terran one of these didn't you....

So he needed a little help in that department, just trying to help a guy out.

[terrantheman]

I've already got the industrial version that hooks up to my homes water pump, it takes me 10 min to put my monster away now after taking a leak

O.K. I thought my Santa was someone considering they left there return address on my gift but now they are saying it wasn't them, so I need help with this one??? I'm curious about the whiskey also, nice lookin' stuff.

[santa]

he he he.

[terrantheman]

O.K. I know who sent me the gift but I don't know if it was my SS? Please help I'm confused!

[terrantheman]

fordjustom you da man bro, thanks for the great gars and AWESOME booze!