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[santa]

Mr. Collector come and tell Santa what you want for Xmas this year. I hear that you have been a good boy.

[Coors Collector]

santa, on 22 November 2009 - 07:41 PM, said:

Mr. Collector come and tell Santa what you want for Xmas this year. I hear that you have been a good boy.

HHHHmmmmm Santa . . . that makes me wonder who you've been talking to . . . .

[SeeGars]

Santa, I can honestly tell you that Coors Collector likes to sit around all day dreaming of different ways to play with his meat.

I hope that helps Santa

[Da Mule]

He also likes large draft handles related to Coors. I don't really know what he does with them, though.....

[Coors Collector]

Santa,

Please check your "bad boys" list for the two names above before casting any judgment upon me . . . .

Let's see, here are some clues to my likes:

Crusty habanos--a bit vague I realize, so some of my favorites are along the lines of M2's/4's, Party D4's, PLPC's, HU2, HUConnie 1's, Mag 46, etc.

Single barrel bourbon, Vintage Port (LOL!)

Other interests - Golf, collecting (duh!), University of Tulsa, outdoor cooking (though this is a disease almost as bad as the collecting and I'm pretty deep into the related "stuff").

I probably already own more cigar accessories than anyone needs, tho I haven't bought anything in this category of late if there's something new and fun out there.

Hope this helps and that I'm not already on the list to get a bag of coal based upon my association with the above . . . .

[santa]

ok, so a few old Los Statos, a handful of range balls and a plastic bottle of Canadian Myst will be in the mail next week.!!! And maybe a Coors Extra Gold Apron to wear while you BBQ if I can get my lazy ass elves to make one.

[SeeGars]

Brad likes most anything shaped like this Santy.... blech

[Coors Collector]

Hey, I've never had any Asian persuasion!!!! Something I've always wanted to try too Santa!!!

[SeeGars]

Santy, not to confuse you but when coors collector says he has never had "Asian" and wants to try it... uhhh... he really means Ben Wa balls.... BLECH

[SeeGars]

Santy

Brad also needs some "little blue pills". I don't know what he means by that but he says he desparately needs them.

Hope that helps Santy

[Coors Collector]

Yeah, you know, those ones that have the "V" cut out of the middle . . . the blue ones are a lot better than the yellow ones!

[santa]

The elves are packing up your junk to send out tomorrow. They made sure and packaged the flavored cigars seperately so they don't taint the Perdomos and Puro Indios.

[SeeGars]

UH, Santy, I hope you included one of these for Brad....

I'd hate to see a grown man cry cuz he didn't get what he wanted for Christmas.

After all, this is Brad's favorite song....

Link to Brad's favorite song

[santa]

The little elf bastards are taking your package to the Post Office tomorrow. Enjoy the rockets!!!

[Coors Collector]

Thanks Santa!! I just hope you kept Timmy away from my box . . . he's been telling me for years how badly he wants to get into it, even tho I've told him continually that I don't play on that team . . .

[SeeGars]

Hey!


It's a catchy tune! Clickity Click

[Coors Collector]

Tim, we all know the inherent dangers in clicking on your links . . .

[santa]

Brad, did you get your box of crap yet?

[Coors Collector]

Yes, Santa Alan it arrived and I finally fought my way through the lines at the post office to pick it up this morning. Man, not only did you do your homework, you went wwwwaaaaayyyyy overboard dude!! I haven't seen a package like this one in a long, long time--THANK YOU!!

Maybe it was intentional, but it wasn't too difficult to discover your identity since the inner box had a shipping label on it addressed to you. And thanks for the new source--LOL!!

I wish you and yours a wonderful MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Just be careful with some of that "holiday fare" that may come your way from your Father-in-law . . . .

[buzzed]

Oops, didn't notice the shipping label LMAO!!!! Hope you enjoy the smokes, sorry I couldn't find any actual Coors Extra Gold to send you I remember at the Tap Inn Herf you talked alot about the Extra Gold so that was an easy one. Take care and hopefully you will make it down this way soon so we can hang out again. Merry Xmas

[SeeGars]

NICELY DONE ALAN!

YOu smacked dat bitch UP!!!

[buzzed]

Well, Hollan kicked my ass on my birthday so I had fun paying it forward....