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[Tech]

I bet it's not 40 bodies.

Maryland Funeral Home Closed After 40 Bodies Found in Garage

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RIVERDALE, Md. -- A Maryland board has suspended the license of a Riverdale funeral home after an inspector found what seemed to be 40 bodies in body bags in its garage.

The Maryland State Board of Morticians and Funeral Directors says the Chambers Funeral Home & Crematorium has until Friday to cremate the bodies. Then the funeral home will be closed.

The emergency suspension also affects the business' two morticians.

The state inspector saw a pile, about 12 feet by 12 feet, of body bags containing human remains on the floor of the garage.

William Chambers, one of the funeral home's owners, tells The Baltimore Sun that he will fight the license suspension.

[SRex]

3 fridges, a stereo, TV, 80K BTU heater, and carpet! But, no dead bodies.

[SmokeCheck]

I don't have a garage...but if I did, I would store no more than three dead bodies in it at any given time.

[Stormin']

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!

[LR]

A bunch of Junk, And almost dead bodies

[Ironbar]

My cat dragged in a dead mouse.

[reflex]

SHIT! Got me beat by two.

[SeeGars]

Well

I thought it was Donna but when I talked to it, I discovered it really was just an old upside-down mop that had decay and fungus all over it.

I always wondered what happened to that mop.....

[VARICK]

Only 40???

[Quay Lewd]

Why are you planning a home invasion.....I'll be ready.

[Tech]

Quay Lewd, on 28 July 2010 - 03:21 PM, said:

Why are you planning a home invasion.....I'll be ready.

Look everybody Quay Lewd's posting, Gartrader's version of a Herpes flair up.

[cjswag]

It's been a slow summer. I only have 4.

[Rooster]

one less chipmunk to raid my parrot's food. rodent has been, uh, relocated.

[seagaro]

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