I always love kicking back and having a beer with my favorite elf. Here we are when I sent out the last present:

Then I ALWAYS go out and party like it's 1999!

...but then she tied me up, videotaped me, took my wallet, and left...

SEX baby, this shirt gets me all the ladies!!

If the shirt don't work the "present" always does!!

Well that's it for me kids! I'm off to another 11 months of smoking cigars, drinking whiskey, and chasing women!
Ho Ho Ho
Merry Christmas!













